but i tell ya, kid/you're better off playing leap-frog with a unicorn/that's right

The Colts are 8-0. Have won 17 regular season games straight. Peyton Manning just set a new standard with 40 grand in passing yards in a decade. He's four touchdowns away from another standard in play (300 touchdowns in a decade). He's tied for fourth all time in wins. Caldy is the first rookie head coach to go 8-0 since 1930something.

And that's just what I can remember from this passed Sunday.

On top of all that, coming into the game our defense was #1 in scoring, allowing a meager 14 points a game (though that'll go up slightly with the 17 the Texans scored). It's been a great year so far, bitches.

Here we are.

The game everyone has been waiting for.

November 15th.

Week 10.

The New England Patriots.

I'm glad Tom Brady looks to be playing his usual, albeit pansified, game. I'm also glad that after beating them, we'll tie them for second longest winning streak. It'll make it that much sweeter. No excuses.

Since 2005, we're 4-1 against them, including The Greatest Game Ever Played. Four of the five games have been won by seven points or less (with the Colts having the only blowout win, 40-21 in Foxborough). As recent history has shown, it should be a good'n. Sunday Night Football at it's finest.

As it stands now, the Colts are alone atop the AFC with the Broncos just one game back. In the AFC South, we're killin' it. Up 4 games over second place Houston with a head-to-head victory on top of that. The Patriots are 6-2, and likewise are clear favorites in their division. This game, midway through the season, could be huge come playoff time... but that's a lot of speculation I don't really wanna get in to.

Last couple weeks, we've not been so hot on offense. I'm not one bit worried, though. It's still the same offense, and Peyton's still lighting it up like Drew Barrymore did in Firestarter. We'll get into the endzone. And often.

Expect a big score by the end of the night. It could easily reach the 80s by the end of the night (that's combined, folks. settle down). This game will have all the NFL media buzzing like a 12 pack of Killian's. I like it.

"But KY, what do you think the score will be?"

86-3 Colts.

The Patriots can suck it.